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Share a heart which never brea

Category:Friendship SMS Shared by: kranthi

Share a heart which never breaks,Have a smile which never hurts,Give a touch never pains,Maintain a friendship which never ends.

 

Thokar khakar gungunana hi ZIN

Category:Friendship SMS Shared by: Susanta14

Thokar khakar gungunana hi ZINDEGI hai.....
Gam pikar muskurana ZINDEGI hai...
1 ladki dhoka dey to koi baat nahin,
Sab kuch bhul kar dusri patana hi ZINDEGI hai....

   

Girl's heart is like water, B

Category:Jokes Shared by: rajlove143

Girl's heart is like water,
Boy's heart is like
mobile,
Water falls on mobile,
or
mobile falls in water,
the damage is for
mobile only

 

Santa Calls Up White HOuse !!

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Ajay007

Santa Calls Up White HOuse !!

Santa : I Want TO Be The Next President Of USA ..

Obama : Are YOu IdiOt ..??
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Santa : NO ..

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Is It COmpulsOry ..??

   

New Style 0f Pr0posing! BoY

Category:Love SMS Shared by: Ajay007

New Style 0f Pr0posing!

BoY: Can i take a ph0to?

Girl: Why?
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BoY: Just wanted 2 sh0w my children h0w their m0m lo0ked in her y0unger age. :D

 

Tit For Tat GIRL----"X cuse

Category:Poor Jokes Shared by: Ajay007

Tit For Tat

GIRL----"X cuse me brother... ...dats my seat...

"BOY----O K...But I am not ur brother.. My father never touched ur mom

"GIRL----"T rue....but my father did....... !!!!

   

Question: Why do men chase wom

Category:Inspirational Shared by: Ajay007

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

 

How times have changed...

Category:Facts Shared by: Ajay007

How times have changed...

Now, 10 year old girls crying, because they broke up with their boyfriends ...
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When we were 10 years old we cried when we missed the morning cartoons!!

   

If you need advice, text me...

Category:Personal Shared by: Ajay007

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money ... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED

 

Sardarjis son :- dad there is

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Ajay007

Sardarjis son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for a swimming pool ........?
sardar :- give him a glass of water!!

   

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