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Laws Which Newton Forgot To St

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Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you changeur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool,when dropped, will roll to theleast accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with :

 

Oru mahakaviyude rodha

Category:College/school Shared by: renji

Oru mahakaviyude rodhanam... ""oh.. Ente kalalayame ..ninneyano njan ithra nalum swapnam kandathu ... ninte poonkavanathil njan kandathu poombatakhal ayirunnille....!? oh God ( who is tat ) ee yanthra samagrikalude savaparambilekano ne enne thalliyitathu.... priya colge suhruthukale < ~luky babes ~ > ningalkente pranamam.." By ipzhum jeevichirikunna parethan .( Bad Tech )

   

Stdnt-(ovr ph)- my son is ill

Category:College/school Shared by: Sourav

Stdnt-(ovr ph)- my son is ill n wont come2school. Tcr- who is this? Stdnt-this is my father speaking.

 

In a class room. Girl- Who ge

Category:College/school Shared by: Ajay007

In a class room.
Girl- Who get more angry boys or girls?
Boy- Girls only.
Girl- How?
Boy- If I kiss u, u\'ll get angry, but when u kiss me I\'ll never get angry..

   

1 Hand on pen other on phone

Category:College/school Shared by: Nirav

1 Hand on pen
other on phone
1 Ear on Lecture
Other on Gossip
1 Eye on Board
Other on Lover
Kaun Bolta hai Student Life is Easy ?
Actually students are very busy

 

Law of conservation of knowled

Category:College/school Shared by: Kaja

Law of conservation of knowledge:
However long d lecture may b, knowledge before the lecture and after the lecture always remain constant...
Gd nyt.

   

Exam time..! history guys:

Category:College/school Shared by: Sreehari alapy

Exam time..!

history guys: Eeswara ellam ezhuthan time kittane

zoology guys: Eeswara padichathonnum marakalle

chemistry Guys: Eeswara padichathu thanne chodikkane



Royal PHYSICS Guys: Eeswara ente randu sidilum girls ayirikane....

PHYSICS GUYS R ALWAYS ROCKING......

 

A love story of an engineering

Category:College/school Shared by: akhi@9567789093

A love story of an engineering student.

1 guy ws deeply in love with his classmate.1 day he told her dat he loves her a lot.bt she was angry & refused it.1 day she borrowed a text buk frm him & wrote dat she is an orphan & dont leave her.bt the guy nvr talked2 her.4years went.she ws sad.
Actually he was still loving her thinking dat she hate him.he nvr saw her writtings.

MORAL : engineering guys nvr opens the txt.

plz dnt go n srch ur buks nw ok..

   

Quote of the day: 'hundred wor

Category:College/school Shared by: THS

Quote of the day:
'hundred words of a teacher does not give pain in exam hall..
but a true friend's silence in exam hall makes more tears in heart!'
"-tintumon-"

 

LOVE STORY OF ENGINEER: I w

Category:College/school Shared by: Nilesh chaudhary

LOVE STORY OF ENGINEER:

I was in11th
She was in 11th

I got B.tech
She got BCA

I was doin B.T
She got MCA

I was doin B.T
She got a PHD

I compltd B.T
She got a DOCTRATE

She got married
I ws preparin 4 M.TECH entrnce

She's d mther of 2 childrn
I m doing my M.TECh

Her dauter is in 1st std,
I cmpltd M.TECH

Hr dautr pasd 10th,
I hav joind job.

The greatest irony-Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Hr dautr is my WIFE
So agle janam Commerce hi liyo..G.M

   

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