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Category:College/school Shared by: Hi
1 frog askd astrologr:"plz tell my future,"
Ast: a young smart beautiful girl wil touch u.
Frog: great !!!
But wen& wer?
Ast: nxt sem in zoology lab... Gt
Category:College/school Shared by:
Which1 do u think is the best of 2?
School or college life?
Add +1 to ur ans & fwd it to ur frnds
Vote:-
School = 9775
College = 1675
don't break it:-)!!!
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COLEGGE LIFE vs ENGLISH MOVIES:
Principal- KINGKONG
Teacher- BLADE
Lab- PLANET OF APES
Library- CHAMBER OF SECRETS
Canteen- FEELS LIKE HEAVEN
coleg Gate- AT THE WORLD'S END
Love- TITANIC
Syllabus- DEEP BLUE SEA
Model exams- STAR WARS
Internals- PRESTIGE
university Exam- WAR OF WORLDS
Invigilator- TERMINATOR
Result- JUDGEMENT DAY
Supply- DESTINY
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'ALL PASS'- MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
Category:College/school Shared by: Das-9496353902
First bench boys or girls are intelligent. Until last bench boys don't participate in da competition.
-Adolf Hitler.
Category:College/school Shared by: Admin
No asignmnts
No seminars
No borin clases Jst a silent envirnmnt 2 hav sme sleep,
xtra time 2 chat wid frnds n roam around..
Dis luvly days r calld
"Study Leave"
Category:College/school Shared by: Tricks
Son: "Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at college tomorw. u must come"
Dad: "What u mean by a small PTA meeting?"
Son: "Just u,
me and d principal...!"
Category:College/school Shared by: ABCNET
THouSaNdS oF YeaRS R GoNe.
MiLLioNs oF ToMoRos WiL CoM.
BuT sTiLL d HoPe iS aLiVe iN aLL sTudeNTs THaT
Tomoro i WiL definiteLy sTaRT studying..
Category:College/school Shared by: ABCNET
A maths student writes a love letter :
My dear luv, yestrday,i was passng by ur rectngulr house in trignometric lane.There i saw u wit ur cute circulr face, conical nose & spherical eyes, stndng in ur triangulr gardn. B4 seeing u my heart was a null set,but whn a vector of magnitude frm ur eyes @ a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart,it differentiated. My luv 4 u is quadratic eq wit real roots,whch only u can solve.
Category:College/school Shared by: aa
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......T hats why boys go to college regularly....
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Engg student's Method of answering the questions in the exams-
Q) Explain Wein bridge oscillator. (8 M)
Ans-
1.Wein bridge is an oscilator.
2.Wein bridge is bridge kind of oscillator.
3.Dis oscilator consist of a bridge.
4.Wein is de name of scientist who invented dis oscillator.
5.Ther are many kinds of oscillators.
6.Eg-wein bridge oscillator.
7.It is known as oscillator bcoz it oscilates.
8.Thus, dis is how W.B oscilator works!@
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