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Santa Calls Up White HOuse !!

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Santa Calls Up White HOuse !!

Santa : I Want TO Be The Next President Of USA ..

Obama : Are YOu IdiOt ..??
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Santa : NO ..

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Is It COmpulsOry ..??

Husband=kiss le lu, Wife=no,

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Ajay007

Husband=kiss le lu,
Wife=no, Husband=Jewlry la dunga,
Wife=no, Husband=Car la dunga,
Wife=no,
Beta so rha
tha,uth kr bola=meri lelo papa,
Cycle hi dila dena..

Old 1
ATI KYA KHANDALA song in various
Indian languages :
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HINDI :
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge
Aish karenge or kya
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URDU - Best :
AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA
TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE,
NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE
KAREINGE OR KYA!!
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ENGLISH :
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to
khandala?
We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing,
we'll dance we"ll
freak, baby,what else?
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SANSKRIT - This is too good :
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami
khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramis

"Today is yesterday's tomorrow

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Anoop kumar

"Today is yesterday's tomorrow '!

Let me guess what U R doing…

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Prasadnani

Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.

A boy went to the club to see

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: fatalism

A boy went to the club to see a dance and his mother angrilly asked him did you see anything you shouldn't have seen?
THE BOY::: yes i saw daddy at the club.

A dead girl was taken 2 heaven

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Jeevan

A dead girl was taken 2 heaven..
Angel was shocked 2 see her heart beating ..
Angel Asked her why is it still beating?
Girl Replied: I��m dead but my Lover Still lives in my heart ..
Angel smiled ..
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The Girl was send back to ..
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HELL ..
For Over Acting!! xD xP
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Guys are always Happy Creature

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Guys are always Happy Creatures...... . WHY?
Their last name stays with them forever,
Phone Conversations last 30 sec flat,
A 5-day vacation requires only one Jeans,
If someone forgets to invitethem, he can still be their friend,
The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades,
They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,
They dont freak out when they go to a party
and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead,
they become buddies... !!
Pass this to Women Who can Digest it
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To Men Who'll Enjoy Reading.. !

Boy : My Father’s Name is L

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Gangadhar

Boy : My Father’s Name is Laughing and My Mother’s Name is Smiling.

” Teacher : ” You Must be Kidding..?

” Boy : “No I am Joking.

IN 2018., . . BIKHARI : Bh

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Shahnawaz086

IN 2018.,
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BIKHARI : Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
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ENGINEAR : Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
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BIKHARI : Tjhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le.

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