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I I L I LO I LO I LOV I L

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: SHABU

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I L
I LO
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE Y
I LOVE YO

I LOVE YOGA...

 

Once an angel apears b4 a woma

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Nilesh chaudhary

Once an angel apears b4 a woman & grants her 3 wishes, under d condition dat her husband gets 10 tyms wat she gets.

Wife asks-

1st- I must b d richest woman. Dis made her husband d richest man

2nd- I must b most beautiful. Dis made her husband most handsome

3- I must get a mild heart attack!


Moral: girls r smart.


story ends here 4 girls.

for guyz

D husbnd got A heart attack 10 tyms milder!

FINAL Moral: girls thnk dey r smart, bt dey arent..;-)

   

A.B.C.D.E.F.G. Fullform : "A B

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Manoj

A.B.C.D.E.F.G. Fullform : "A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl". Reverse G.F.E.D.C.B.A. "Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again".

 

The best environment day sloga

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Manoj

The best environment day slogan by a BOY...! 'Save Earth, this is the only planet where u get girls...!!

   

Pls dont disturb me now onward

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Dinsa

Pls dont disturb me now onwards,I've started studyinG sincerely 4exams..! 4 more JOKES recharge Rs.30/month on mob num 9529xxxxxx Conditionsapply...:)

 

Numerlogy-find ur life partner

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Das

Numerlogy-find ur life partner..Multiply ur name's 1st letter(eg.A-1,B-2..)Wid 9..U get a num..Add its digits to get a single num..Multiply dis wit 108..To dis multiply 4802..to dis add 7008..Type dis resultin num in dictionary mode on ur cell..n get ur partners name.try now.. And rply who's ur partner!!

   

Wen i fall, i need ur HAND to

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Rj -INDIAFM-

Wen i fall, i need ur HAND to lift me.
Wen i win, i need ur HAND to pat me
Wen i fail, i need ur HAND 2 Correct me.






So plz Parcel me ur HAND.

 

Funny oxymorons: 1. Clearly Mi

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Vinod s

Funny oxymorons:
1. Clearly Misunderstood
2. Exact Estimate
3. Small Crowd
4. Act Natural
5. Found Missing
6. Fully Empty.

& Funniest of al
7.Happily Married.

   

You (\.you/) you/ ". )

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: hetzack

You (\.you/)
you/ ". ) "you^--you---:":
\,you,/'('you , , ) \
/you/you\\ //you\\


Delete all "YOU" and see U.

 

I think of you, you too think

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: AKHIL.P.V

I think of you, you too think of me. But the difference is that, when i think of you, i send you the message. You think of me after receiving my msg......

   

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