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β€˜,’) oye hello .!!. (β€

Category:Jokes Shared by: Ajay007

β€˜,’)
oye hello
.!!.
(β€˜,’)
sun rahe ho k
.!!. nahi?
(β€˜,’)
humko
.!!. Yaad
Kiya Apke parosi
karenge……?

 

Aaj Kal Ladkiyon K Kapre, Y

Category:Jokes Shared by: Ajay007

Aaj Kal Ladkiyon K Kapre,

Yahan Se Less

Wahan Se Less
...
Kabhi Sleveless

To

Kabhi Backless

Or Koi Ladka Ghoor K Dkhe Tu,

"Oh My God !

How Mannerless "

   

Once a boy named parth was sit

Category:Jokes Shared by: aditya

Once a boy named parth was sitting on bank of ganga making a sand mountain.



That mountain is today named HIMALAYAS

 

Best line :- love is not a ma

Category:Jokes Shared by: T.S.K9524569170

Best line :-
love is not a matter of counting the years its making the years:-)

   

Wife: why r u home so early ?

Category:Jokes Shared by: jeevan babu.p

Wife: why r u home so early ?
Husband: My boss told me go to hell...:)

 

Girl's heart is like water, B

Category:Jokes Shared by: rajlove143

Girl's heart is like water,
Boy's heart is like
mobile,
Water falls on mobile,
or
mobile falls in water,
the damage is for
mobile only

   

Air hostest Lallu se.. sir r

Category:Jokes Shared by: Shubham guleria

Air hostest Lallu se..
sir r u veg. or non-veg..
Lallu :kya bola!
Air hostest sir aap masahari hai ya shakahari..
Lallu :hatt sasuri i m bihari!

 

Fantastic Quote About Life:

Category:Jokes Shared by: Hemal555


Fantastic Quote About Life:
"Nothing is prewritten and
Nothing can be re-written!
So write carefully..
Live the best and Leave the rest..!
_

   

Father to son: success is whe

Category:Jokes Shared by: vinay7411545123

Father to son:
success is when signature turns into autograph.
Son: no dad, success is when signature turns into black label or chivas regal.

 

Top secret !! when I was i

Category:Jokes Shared by: vamsimonica

Top secret !!

when I was in school

some stole my rough notes and they named it as ???????





OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY

   

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