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Sardarjis son :- dad there is

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Ajay007

Sardarjis son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for a swimming pool ........?
sardar :- give him a glass of water!!

 

TEACHER:-duniya goal hai. SAN

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Yahoo.!

TEACHER:-duniya goal hai.
SANTA:-aap kahte hai to maan lete hai,varna papa kahte hai ki duniya badi MADRCHOD hai.

   

Who is a SARDAR?Vee ran de vee

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Gurjot Singh

Who is a SARDAR?Vee ran de veer,Yaara n de yaar,Dushm an lai talwar,Sir te sohni dastar,Doo ron inj lagganjive chali aave sheran d daar,Apne Guru na bhulde,Kar de har dharm da satkar, Apni kom lai ta jind varde hi,Par duje dharmlai v den jaan vaar. Eh hunde ne\"SARDAR\"

 

Banta sits down at the bar, or

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: shabi quadri

Banta sits down at the bar, orders a drink and holds his head in his hands. When the bartender comes back, Banta is swearing softly under his breath and shaking...

   

A Judge said.. order.. Order

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Romeo Nadar

A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order..
Sardar:
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
SARDAR:
No...Shut Up...!

1ly 7Up

 

TOM: SANTA ur son died! Hea

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: ABHijiT

TOM: SANTA ur son died!

Hearing dis SARDAR
jumped 4m 50th floor
@ 35th floor he realize: i have no son!
@ 20th floor he realize: i'm unmarried!
&
@ 3rd floor: Shit! I'm BANTA!!

   

Santa: I have to learn Telugu

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: J.J 9741518438

Santa: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months, or I'll not be able to communicate with my child.
Santa: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start speaking after 6 months.

 

Santa: Look Banta, what type o

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: J.J 9741518438

Santa: Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made! The top is closed. How can u fill lassi in it? Banta: yes, that's funny. And even if u make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?

   

Banta: I've invented a new kin

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: J.J 9741518438

Banta: I've invented a new kind of computer which behaves like a human being.
Santa: In what way?
Banta: whenever it makes a mistake, it blames other computers.

 

Santa & Banta went fishing. Th

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: J.J 9741518438

Santa & Banta went fishing.
They caught a lot of fish and returned shore.
Santa: I hope u remember the spot where we caught all these fish.
Banta: yes, I marked x on the side of the boat to mark the spot.
Santa: U idiot! How do we know we will get the same boat tomorrow?

   

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