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Dedicate 2 al commercian- Sci

Category:College/school Shared by: Narayan Jaiswal

Dedicate 2 al commercian-
Science wale sochte h k rose kaise bana,

Art wale sochte h k rose kaise draw kare,
Bt
Commerce wale sochte h k rose KISE DE!!
thats marketing!!!!!

 

LOVE LETTER V/s EXAM PAPER

Category:College/school Shared by: 9479425793

LOVE LETTER
V/s
EXAM PAPER

LOVE LETTER
hzaro khayal jinhe shabdo me nhi likh pate

EXAM
hazaro shabd likhne padte he jo khyalo me v nhi ate

   

Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK

Category:College/school Shared by: sonu(loveguru)

Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

 

Har taraf padai ka saya hai

Category:College/school Shared by: pintoo chauhan.

Har taraf padai ka saya hai

har paper me zero aaya hai

hum to yunhi chale aate hai exam dene

or log kehte hai sala sab padh k aya hai.

   

Education related songs: SC

Category:College/school Shared by: pintoo chauhan.

Education related songs:

SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala

TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala

MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh

SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle

GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro

ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai

EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai

RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak

PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche

FAIL- Jag suna suna lage.

 

Student- Give me some xtratym

Category:College/school Shared by: JOIN LOVETRICK

Student-
Give me some xtratym
Give me some brain
Give me another chance
2 write my paper once again..
Examiner-
Na Nananana,
Na Na Nananana

   

Y students fails in exams? 8

Category:College/school Shared by: pintoo chauhan.

Y students fails in exams?
8 hrs of sleep evry day=122 days.
365-122=243
Sumr holidays=61days. 243-61=182
Sundy in yr=52days
182-52=130
Festival holidays=40dys.130-40=90
3hrs of daily playing=46 days.
90-46=44
Winter holidays=15dys. 44-15=29
1 hr chating per dy=15days
29-15=14dys
Sickness dys=10dys
14-10=4dys
Film tym in a yr=3dys. 4-3=1
Remaining 1 day is their b'day.
AB US DIN KAUN PADHTA HAI YAR.
Maltab apun logo ki galti nhi.
Saal me din kam he.

 

1.ATM hai paisa nahi 2Cell h b

Category:College/school Shared by: Rahul chaskar

1.ATM hai paisa nahi
2Cell h balance nahi
3.Gadi h petrol nhi
4.PC h net nahi
5.Exam hai tension nahi
6.Padhna h lekin mood nahi

   

Educatnal songs:SCUL-Apni to p

Category:College/school Shared by: Shirshendu

Educatnal songs:SCUL-Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala
TUTioN-Idhar chala mai udhar chala
MATHS-Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE-Aa khusise khudkusi karle
EXAM-Zehrile raate ninde udd jati hai
RESuLT-Jiya Dharak Dharak
PASS-Aaj me upar aasma niche
FAIL-Jag suna suna lage.

 

jab question paper ho out ov

Category:College/school Shared by: rupesh patel bajipur

jab question paper ho out ov control, answer sheet ko karky fold....answer sheet ko karke fold....aero plane banake bol!!!!!!!!!!!! Aal will fail !!!!!!student kia jaane result kia hoga??????????marks milengy ya zero py tie hoga?????toh girlfriend ghuma...paise urra......paise urra k bol!!!! Papa AAL IXX WELL!!!!:P

   

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