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Nazar mili tab wo akeli thi,do

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Snpratap

Nazar mili tab wo akeli thi,dosti hui to wo saheli thi, pyar hua to wo paheli thi, dusreke sath bhag gai tab pata chala, wo us area ki CHIKANI CHAMELI thi..
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Saguni new dialogue:-)kekarava

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Tharmaraj dgl

Saguni new dialogue:-)kekaravan kenapayala iruntha kerampoda kandupudichavan ks ravikumarnu solvingalea...

   

EK FAMILY SHOLE DEKHKAR AAYEE

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Neeraj vishwaka

EK FAMILY SHOLE DEKHKAR AAYEE AUR PATI-PATNI SE ROMANTAKLI BOLA, "NACH BASANTI NACH"BACACHA CHILLAYA "MAMMI IS KUTATE KE SAMANE HARGIJ MAT NACHNA.....

 

Ek bevfa ke jakhmo pr marham l

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Ashivani mishra

Ek bevfa ke jakhmo pr marham lagane hum gay.marham n mila, marham ki kasm,marham ki jagah mar hum gay.

   

Husband n Wife fighting in frn

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: vaggy007

Husband n Wife fighting in frnt of der child

Wife 2 Husb:
"Tu Saala Kutta"

Husb to Wife:
"Tu Saali Kutti"

Child: Hee.. hee..
Mai saala PUPPY..!!;-)

 

Ek aurat:-jab tumhara talak h

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: shivkumar136

Ek aurat:-jab tumhara
talak hua tha tab to
tumhara ek hi bachcha
tha.ab 3 kaise?
Doosri:-who kabhi kabhi
maafi mangne aa jate
the.

   

Tan mein masti, Mann mein uma

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Rajputanasms

Tan mein masti,
Mann mein umang,
Do aap sabhi ko apnapan, gud mein hai jaisa meethapan!
Hokar saath hum udaayein patang,
Aur bhar le aakash mein apne rang...
Aaj ke din Happy Makar Sankranti aapke apno ke sang!

 

ye ladkiyo k gal ladko ko fasa

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Rajsumo

ye ladkiyo k gal ladko ko fasane k chal hote hai chus lete hai khoon jigar ka tv to unke lisp lal hote hai.

   

Nazar mili jb vo akeli thi Do

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: uttam.raj

Nazar mili jb vo akeli thi
Dosti hui tb vo saheli thi
Pyar hua to vo paheli thi

2sre k 7 bhag gai tab pata chala vo us area ki
"CHIKNI CHAMELI"thi...

 

1 2 3 ready (boom) HAPPY

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Ajay007

1
2
3
ready
(boom)
HAPPY LOHRI
o sorry
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
sorry again
HAPPY DIWALIoooopps.
maaf kerna jyada pee li hai.

   

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