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BOY. HUM HAI JOGI KTNE ME DOGI

Category:Poor Jokes Shared by: DANCER

BOY. HUM HAI JOGI KTNE ME DOGI...? GRL. 200 LUNGI HIL HIL KE DUNGI. BOY. 50 DUNGA HIL ME KHUD LUNGA GRL. WO BHI BCHA LO HATH SE HILA LO

 

In exam copy stdnt- gaay (cow

Category:Poor Jokes Shared by: Viki

In exam copy
stdnt- gaay (cow) humari mata h humko kuch nahi aata h
after examner check copy write full sentance
sand (bull) humara baaf h number dena paap h

   

AIEEE RESULTS WERE DECLRD,

Category:Poor Jokes Shared by: Sonutanwar48

AIEEE RESULTS WERE DECLRD,

A boy msgd his rank to his frnd..

Frnd replied:

.

.

.

ABE naya Number liya h kya ....

 

Ek ladka bike se gir gaya. Wo

Category:Poor Jokes Shared by: Rahulmishra

Ek ladka bike se gir gaya.
Wo uske ma ke sath doctor k pass gaya.
Doct-whats happen?
Ma-mera beta bike se gir gaya hai.
Doct-tell me in english.
Ma-mera londa gironda from hirohonda.

   

Rupsi tu jab samandar me nahai

Category:Poor Jokes Shared by: sndplondhe

Rupsi tu jab samandar me nahai hogi,
aag pani me tune lagai hogi,
hame to theke pe banaya hai khudane tu to VIP kothese aai hogi

 

"GAJINI" DEKHNE K BAD HME ANDA

Category:Poor Jokes Shared by: KASIF7739923106

"GAJINI" DEKHNE K BAD HME ANDAZA HUA KI HM V "AMIR KHAN" SE KM NHI HE.

PADHTE HE..

SMJHTE HE..

FIR VUL JATE HE.

   

Bikhari: Sahab main apne pariw

Category:Poor Jokes Shared by: prem

Bikhari: Sahab main apne pariwar se bichad gaya hoon.milne ke liye 150. rupye chahiye:
Seth kahan hai tera pariwar...
BIKHARI:ji wo samne multiplx me "DABANG' dekh rhe hai

 

Sardar:Mom mai bada hoker AirF

Category:Poor Jokes Shared by: Asarudheen

Sardar:Mom mai bada hoker AirForce me jaunga
Mom:Muje kaise pata chalega ki ye mere bete ki plane hai
Sardar: Mai gujarte waqt BOMB fekunga

   

utarne utarne me farak hota ha

Category:Poor Jokes Shared by: Aum ji (P.b)

utarne utarne me farak hota hai.Gaour
farmaiyega uterne uterne me fark hota hai mere yaar , koi dil se uter jaata hai koi, dil me utar jaata hai.

 

Papa : Beti 12th ke baad tum k

Category:Poor Jokes Shared by: im+fucker

Papa : Beti 12th ke baad tum kya karogi 2?

BETI : PAPA BBA karungi.

PAPA: What is "BBA" ?

BETI: Boyfriend ki Bike per Aish..

   

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