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1 srdar bullet chala rha tha,

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Ajay007

1 srdar bullet chala rha tha,
sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai?
Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai.
Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h?
Ldki slow ho gai
Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya.
Ldki: or chala le bullet.
Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain.
Huhuhahaha

 

Santa- Shirt Silne ke Liye 1

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: kakamountain

Santa-
Shirt Silne ke Liye 1 Accha
Kapda Dikhaiye..
Salseman- Plain Main Dikhau?
Santa-
Nahin Helicoptar Main dikha SaaleBandar Ki Aulad, Yahin Pe Dikha:D =))

   

Sardar baraf ka tukra hath me

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Lucky

Sardar baraf ka tukra hath me le kar gaur se dekh raha tha,
Kisi ne puchha kya kar rahe ho? Sardar bola dekh raha hu Sala leak kahan se ho raha he..;-).

 

Police to santa: tumne bikhari

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: shaikh.amaan

Police to santa: tumne bikhari ko Q mara?

Santa:mene ise kitni bar bola k me aisa waisa Admi nahi hoo,



Fir B Bolta Hai,EK bar de de Baba.tk cr,frnd

   

On janmaastmi festeival. Bahue

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: smuuniislh.

On janmaastmi festeival.
Bahuet say sardar matki phodnay kay lieay eak duusaeray kay uuper chade gaey .
Eak sardar ke kamie padgi .
Nichay wala sardar nichay say nikal kar kahta hae eak sardar koa maey bol kay lay aata hue.

 

Santa galti se samundar me gir

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Veenu

Santa galti se samundar me gir gya. Doobte 2 uske hath me machli mili...Use pakad kr bahar phenka aur bola ja tu toh apni jan bacha le...

   

Goldn Wrds By H!tler: 'If U C

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Sonutanwar48

Goldn Wrds By H!tler:
'If U Cant Fly,Run
If U Cant Run,Walk
If U Cant Walk,Crawl..
Bt..Keep Moving

Santa:
O Ta Theek Aa,Par Jana Kithay ae!

 

Santa 2 doctor - tum bina dard

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Gajsha

Santa 2 doctor - tum bina dard kiye daat nikal sakte ho
doctor- nhi
santa-me nikal sakta hu
doctor-vo kese
santa- ha ha ha ha

   

Banta:Boss, is Gaddaar ka kya

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Dibakar_sMs

Banta:Boss, is Gaddaar ka kya kre ? Santa:Ise sui chubha-chubha kr mar do or sui iske side me rakh dena Police smajhege...

 

Santa:Dekh.. dekh teri biwi ko

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Dibakar_sMs

Santa:Dekh.. dekh teri biwi ko sanp kaat rha h!
Banta:Abey wo kaat nahi raha.
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Uska zeher khatam ho gaya h to wo RECHARGE krwane aya h

   

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