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om sri guru basv ligay nmaha!!

Category:Jokes Shared by: ksidu

om sri guru basv ligay nmaha!!!
kattida lingva bittu bettad ligake hogi
tle baguvarige yada padaraxey tgedu latltane

 

Srdarji's Bekku sattu hoytu W

Category:Jokes Shared by: rajesh

Srdarji's Bekku sattu hoytu
Wife-bekku hege satthoytu?
Sar-belige bekkige snana madisde.
Wife-snana madisdre sattoguta?
Sar-illa, bega dry agli anta HINDIBITTE.

   

Principal: nanu ninna numberge

Category:Jokes Shared by: shabareesh,patgar

Principal: nanu ninna numberge tumba sari phone madide adre switch of anta bartitu...student: houdu adu nanna caller tune...!:-)

 

Love madi marriage adre nimge

Category:Jokes Shared by: amit.s.k

Love madi marriage adre nimge sigodu nim lover.. Aadre... Aarrange marriage aadre!. Nimage sigodu bereyavra Lover this is 100% true

   

Conductor: chilre iddavaru mat

Category:Jokes Shared by: Sandeep.D

Conductor: chilre iddavaru matra bus hatti.
Ajji: tagolappa nooru rupayi.
Cdoctr: chilre ilwa mathyake bandri.
Ajji: ninna hatra chilre ilwenappa?
Codctr: illa ajji.
Ajji: matte ninyake bus hattidiya? modalu neenu kelagili.

 

Preethi keval ondu hrudayavann

Category:Jokes Shared by: Sandeep.D

Preethi keval ondu hrudayavannu gellutte, ondu manasannu kusiyagi idutte.
but,
Sneha saavira hrudayagalannu gellutte.

   

Boy: naanu ninage watch tandid

Category:Jokes Shared by: Sandeep.D

Boy: naanu ninage watch tandidini tago.
Girlfriend: neevu nimma kayyare haaki.
Boy: neevu e tara heltiyaa anta modale gottidre CHADDI tartidde.

 

GIRL: yako Loffer! Hag nodta

Category:Jokes Shared by: HIFRN

GIRL: yako Loffer! Hag nodta
idiya? Ninage yaru akka-tangiru
ilva?
BOY: irodakke nodtirodu
GIRL: yake?
BOY: nan tangige attige bekante
adke!

   

Appa-Magane parknalli ninna jo

Category:Jokes Shared by: Manu

Appa-Magane parknalli ninna jote idda hudugi yaro?
Son-o ada Spurthi appa monne neve helidralla spoorti jotegidre jeevanadalli enadaru sadisabahudu anta....!

 

Doctor gu matthu Devarigu kopa

Category:Jokes Shared by: Sandeep.D

Doctor gu matthu Devarigu kopa badisabaradu.

yake gotta?
Devarige kopa bandre doctor hatra kalistane.
Doctor ge kopa bandre devara hatra kalistane...aste

   

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