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Stdnt-(ovr ph)- my son is ill

Category:College/school Shared by: Sourav

Stdnt-(ovr ph)- my son is ill n wont come2school. Tcr- who is this? Stdnt-this is my father speaking.

 

I Had many obtions. Jumping f

Category:College/school Shared by: JaVeD_4u

I Had many obtions.

Jumping frm roof,
Drinking poision,
Hanging on rope,
Under d train..

But i cHose
EDUCATION!

Tadap tadap k marenge.

   

Students are always Like Rocke

Category:College/school Shared by: JOIN HETZACK

Students are always Like Rockets.
Its Not that we always aim at the sky,
but we never Start Studing Until our tail is on Fire !

 

Can u prove 1=2? (x+x+x+...

Category:College/school Shared by: Muneer

Can u prove 1=2?



(x+x+x+.....x times)=x^2
diffrentiate both sides
(1+1+1+...x times)=2x
x=2x
1=2!!



Find mistake

   

If education is expensive,try

Category:College/school Shared by:

If education is expensive,try
ignorance.......

 

Top3college rules: 1:Be quite

Category:College/school Shared by: Saif

Top3college rules:
1:Be quite in the class becs others are sleeping
2:Carry Books,it works as pillow
3:keep the campus clean so b absent

   

Class room is just like a trai

Category:College/school Shared by: FREEPOT

Class room is just like a train. 1st 3 benches are VIP Excecutive coach, Middle benches are general coach & Last 3 benches are sleeper coach

 

First bench boys or girls are

Category:College/school Shared by: Das-9496353902

First bench boys or girls are intelligent. Until last bench boys don't participate in da competition.
-Adolf Hitler.

   

Do U know the fullform of COLL

Category:College/school Shared by: aa

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......T hats why boys go to college regularly....

   

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