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Dettol kills 99.9% of germs. T

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: vaggy007

Dettol kills 99.9% of germs. That 0.1% germ is a Legend. (by starboy vaggy)

 

"Today is yesterday's tomorrow

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Anoop kumar

"Today is yesterday's tomorrow '!

   

Dont break ur friends heart..

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: 9029863092

Dont break ur friends heart..
Dey hav only 1..
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Break their bones..
Dey hav 206.
Think hatke ;)

 

What is a BEAUTIFUL woman???

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Thakor Paresh

What is a BEAUTIFUL woman???
- Subtraction of Money,
Addition of Problems,
* Multiplication of Enemies,
/ Division of Friends...

   

My Hands Never Pain When Typi

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: achappu4u


My Hands Never Pain When Typing Msgs 4 U
Bcoz
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I always Send Forward Msgs

 

S-super T-talented U-unique

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Karthik1994

S-super
T-talented
U-unique
p-person
I-in
D-demand

   

ek tha raaja ek thi rani dono

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: vikram jadoun

ek tha raaja ek thi rani dono mar gaye khatam kahani










ab niche kya unki laas dhundh rahe ho.

 

If the first button of your sh

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: Unnikuttan

If the first button of your shirt is put wrong, then all the other buttons will go wrong."
- Great lines said by..




Tailor SASI

   

Girl: Will you love me after m

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: mayank...4u

Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

 

RULES OF SUCCESS....Always con

Category:Funny SmS Shared by: PREETI

RULES OF SUCCESS....Always consult a girl before doing any important task in ur life

   

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