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TEACHER:-duniya goal hai. SAN

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TEACHER:-duniya goal hai.
SANTA:-aap kahte hai to maan lete hai,varna papa kahte hai ki duniya badi MADRCHOD hai.

 

A Judge said.. order.. Order

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Romeo Nadar

A Judge said..
order..
Order..
Order..
Sardar:
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
SARDAR:
No...Shut Up...!

1ly 7Up

   

Santa-The aeroplane is so big.

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Santa-The aeroplane is so big.
How is it painted?
Banta-when it flies in the air, it will become small and it is easily painted.

 

Santa: In all AIDS ads, they t

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Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!

   

sardar is standing near ATM:-

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sardar is standing near ATM:- man:i saw ur pwd sardar:wats it? man:4stars[****] sardar:hey fool its 5523

 

teacher:which is big ant or el

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teacher:which is big ant or elephant? sardar:say date of birth of both animals..

   

Teacher was teaching English G

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Teacher was teaching English Grammar, then asked Sardar, say any COMPOUND SENTENCE- Sardar told,

"Notice ottatheer"...

 

NEws.. Indian player lost go

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Aaryan reddy

NEws..


Indian player lost gold in long jump..



Sardar:- he deserves it to be lost! Who told him to wear gold while going 4 long jump??

   

Sardar Want To Get Married. H

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Sardar Want To Get Married.
He Gave A Ad in Newspaper.
"WIFE WANTED"

Next Day He Got 1000 of Letters Saying


"PLEASE TAKE MY WIFE"

 

Manager: Wat is ur Qualificati

Category:SantaBanta/Sardar Shared by: Saif

Manager: Wat is ur Qualification? Sardar:I m Ph.d. Manager: wat do u mean by Ph.d?
Sar: Passed High school with Difficulty...

   

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