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Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye

Category:Jokes Shared by: Gcollection

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye

Papa:waiter 1 bear or 1 ice-cream lao

Beta:ice-cream kyu papa ?
Aap v bear pejiye na..

 

Ladka-i love you Ladki-meri ch

Category:Jokes Shared by: Rudra123

Ladka-i love you
Ladki-meri chapal ka size pata hai ?
Ladka-aaj kal ki ladkiyan bhi na pyar hua nahi ki gift mamgne lage

   

Assalamualaykum kehne se 10 ne

Category:Jokes Shared by: Mahmud

Assalamualaykum kehne se 10 neki warahmatullahi se 20 aur wabarkotuhu se 40 neki milti he

 

Chicha Don ko jhuka de ye duni

Category:Jokes Shared by: Shahrukh chicha

Chicha Don ko jhuka de ye dunia me dum nahi jamana hum se he hum jamane se nahi

   

Saal aate rahe saal jate rahe.

Category:Jokes Shared by: vijay kumar

Saal aate rahe saal jate rahe.
Aap u hi sada muskurate rahe.

 

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya zina ka

Category:Jokes Shared by: Naina93

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya zina kabhi meri tarha jiya karo.Roj mere SMS padh kar sharam nahi aati kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo...

   

Husband: raja dasaharath ki 3

Category:Jokes Shared by: husan basra

Husband: raja dasaharath ki 3 raniya thi
wife: to
hosband: mein 2 shadi aur kar sakta hu
wife: soch lo draupadi ke 5 pati thaiy

 

1 tapori ki wife: sunte ho ji,

Category:Jokes Shared by: amaan

1 tapori ki wife: sunte ho ji, apne bete ne ajj pehli baar adha senteces bolna sikha,
tapori: achha! Kya bola.

Wife:TERI MAA KI.tk cr.frnd

   

Girl- kxa tum mare liye chand

Category:Jokes Shared by: vinodfarswan

Girl- kxa tum mare liye chand tod k la sakte ho..
Boy- phir dharti k chakker tera baap lagayega.

 

Afridi-ham sachin ko kisi haal

Category:Jokes Shared by: Sonutanwar48

Afridi-ham sachin ko kisi haal me 100 nahi banane denge. Misbah-Magar ham kaise rokenge,Hez in form?
Afridi-Ham under 100 allout ho jaenge.

   

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